Yes We Can, Comrades

It's the Socialist way, or the highway.

Obama is going to be the new president of the United States. I am extremely happy that we will now become socialist. Here are some of the reasons why Obama will lead us in our new glorious revolution. My source of information comes from the Republican campaign.

• Obama wants to spread the wealth around.
• Obama is a socialist.
• Obama’s middle name is Hussein.
• Obama is a muslim.
• Obama’s christian preacher hates America, and therefore so does Obama.
• Obama wants to kill all unborn babies.
• A vote for Obama means death to Isreal.
• If Obama is elected, you will no longer be able to buy a fully automatic weapon (e.g. an Uzi).
• ACORN tried to fix the election for Obama.
• Obama wants to give full civil rights to terrorists.
• Obama wants a bi-partisan cabinet of advisors.
• Obama was mentored by terrorist Bill Ayres.
• Obama’s vice president does not believe we are currently in the End of Days.
• Obama is too educated to be president.

I think that sums up all the reasons (according to the Republic party) of why Obama will be a great leader. Socialism here we come. Long live the Communist States of America! Victory, comrades!

PETA is completely insane

Ben and Jerry's cruelty: Exhibit A

According to a report today from WPTZ news, it has come to my attention that PETA is even more insane than previously thought:

“People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals sent a letter to Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, cofounders of Ben & Jerry’s Homemade Inc., urging them to replace cow’s milk they use in their ice cream products with human breast milk, according to a statement recently released by a PETA spokeswoman.” more

I’m sure you agree that anything requiring women to take off their tops is a good thing, but I really don’t think this is the best way to do it. Usually the girl has to have had a baby to get that milk, and nobody really wants that. You’ll be paying a lot more for the kid than you would if you just used the inhumane cow milk. So, from that standpoint the milk of a tortured cow really isn’t so bad. Plus, it is pretty tasty. Not to mention pasteurized. I love the taste of chemicals in all my foods. Mmmmm.

Here’s a video of what PETA’s new idea might look like, courtesy of Japan:

Okkusenman – RockMan MegaMan Madness

This is so fucking epic. Just try to watch it and not get pumped up. See? You can’t. I’ve also included some karaoke lyrics below for you completely insane people out there. I grabbed the lyrics from Digital Monkey Box, so give that site some lovin’ while you’re at it. Verdict? I think you already know.

Saving Private Snickers

Mr. T is probably the greatest the hero the world has ever known. If you disagree, I pity you, foo’.

Verdicts:
Mr. T: Awesome
Snickers: Awesome
Saving Private Ryan: Awesome, but only with the inclusion of Mr. T and Snickers

Batman vs. Batman

In honor of The Dark Knight being released this weekend, I thought I’d post this cool parody video made by the geniuses at Black 20. No, I haven’t seen the new Batman movie yet, and yes, I heard it’s so good it can cure cancer. Is that true? Any lymphoma sufferers out there see the film yet?