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Jul
08

Wanted – The Matrix Rehashed

Angelina Jolie looks hot and kicks ass in Wanted

Angelina Jolie looks hot and kicks ass in Wanted

EXECUTIVE A: What was a recent, big-budget hit movie?

EXECUTIVE B: Um….

EXECUTIVE A: Something with lots of explosions and tits.

EXECUTIVE B: Uhhh….

EXECUTIVE A: How about “The Matrix?”

EXECUTIVE B: Yeah, that did pretty good. And it had lots of action.

EXECUTIVE A: But it was kind of cerebral. Moviegoers have a hard time with stuff you have to think about.

EXECUTIVE B: Yeah.

EXECUTIVE A: Holy shit, I just had an awesome idea!

EXECUTIVE B: What’s that?!

EXECUTIVE A: Let’s remake “The Matrix!”

EXECUTIVE B: Yes! Great idea! How about this, let’s get rid of all that stuff you have to think about and replace it with Angelina Jolie.

EXECUTIVE A: Fuckin’ A!

EXECUTIVE B: Let’s give ourselves a raise.

EXECUTIVE A: Yeah, we really deserve it.

*They high-five each other*

I really can’t imagine the brainstorming sessions that went into making Wanted going any other way than that. Continue reading ‘Wanted – The Matrix Rehashed’




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