23
Oct
08

Final Fantasy X Can Suck It

I hate you, Tidus.

I hate you, Tidus.

Final Fantasy X has to be one of the worst pieces of shit that Square has ever squeezed out. It seems to me that the only people who liked this one had no other Final Fantasy games or other RPG’s to compare it against. I find it to be really disturbing that people are ranking the best RPG’s of all time as #1) Final Fantasy VII and #2) Final Fantasy X. I mean seriously, what the fuck? This game is complete bullshit. Let’s take a quick look at how Square completely fucked up the genre they had once revolutionized.

1.) No world map – Yes, instead of an expansive, detailed world just waiting for you to explore (not to mention wander around and level up), you are given a completely linear path in which you can only walk in one direction if you want to progress in the game. That’s total bullshit. Half the fun of any RPG is exploration, and that aspect of the game is taken right out.

2.) Grid Sphere System – What. The. Fuck. So instead of a traditional leveling system we have this incomprehensible grid where you can pick and choose what skills you want each character to learn. Ok, I’ll admit that it sounds cool on paper. But Jesus, did they even fucking test this shit out? It’s ridiculous. You don’t even get more HP or increased stats such as MP or strength when leveling up. No, you just get more moves on the goddamn sphere grid. You have to choose all your moves carefully and use your spheres appropriately, or you won’t learn the right spells at the right times or get all the necessary HP and strength upgrades. It’s fucking retarded, and overly complicates everything. Plus, I don’t even know where any of the cool spells are, so you never know which direction to move to optimize your characters.

I would much rather play this game.

I would much rather play this game.

3.) No Strategies Allowed – As in all previous Final Fantasy games, certain bosses have unique characteristics. For example, in Final Fantasy X, you can choose to either be close to, or far away from the boss, Evrae. Depending on your distance, the attacks you can use and it can use, vary. My first attempt was to stay far away and then move in once its HP had been drained. That didn’t work well, as it pummeled the living shit out of my characters. So the next time I thought I’d do the opposite. Unfortunately, once its HP was low enough, you couldn’t move away from the monster, it kept coming in after you. So basically, you don’t get to use any strategy you want. You have to fight it the way the game wants you to. Why even bother having this “option” in the first place, if they aren’t going to let you use it whenever you want? This is essentially Square’s method of having “fake strategy,” and saying “fuck you” to all the players.

4.) They’ve Been Talking for HOW Long Now? – Jesus. Tapdancing. Christ. They talk, and talk, and talk, and talk, and talk. Forever. In the old games there was tons of dialogue, but if you read fast you could get through it quickly and return to the gameplay. In this piece of shit you have to listen to the horrible voice acting. You can maybe skip half of it if you mash the X button furiously, but that gets old after a while. The dialogue is cheesy, the acting is high school quality, and the story is lame as hell. Plus, the main character, Tidus, is a really annoying asshole. This is the first Final Fantasy game where the main character was my least favorite. The story of the Final Fantasy games is one of the series’ biggest draws. But it’s tough caring about the story when you don’t give a shit about any of the characters.

5.) Graphics – They are blocky and pixellated. The backgrounds look like shit. The only things that really look good are the full-motion videos. Also, lip movements don’t match spoken words, meaning the dubbing was poorly done.

There are probably more complaints that I could add, but I can’t think of anything else at the moment. I can’t believe Square put out this monstrosity. What I can believe, however, is that this is everyone’s second favorite game in the series. People are idiots.

Verdict: Shitty

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15 Responses to “Final Fantasy X Can Suck It”


  1. 1 patrick gray
    January 23, 2013 at 1:52 pm

    you’re a moron if you cant follow the sphere grid. each character has a certain path that is best for them and you just hit move in the right direction… just look at it a little bit, and see where each characters path goes, theyre blocked off by lvl 1 and 2 and 3 locks, just ignore those and follow the path you are supposed to have… and yes your hp and str and magic and speed all can be increased on the board. i kind of doubt you even looked at it. the big one that says hp… increases your hp.. by 200 with each one. i leveled my sphere lvl about 10 times on each character and i more than doubled their starting hp. you just sound like a complete moron who can’t pay attention to a story, or plan a character out in advance. jesus i cant imagine if you actually played any harder old rpg’s. its funny you mention them, but you sound just like a typical idiot who just throws names around to seem like an omgleetsauce gamer, when you aren’t. ffx allows for any strategy you want, USING the characters you design. if you are a moron and make them all mishmashed and halfassed you will fail. and get beaten by that laughably easy boss, evrae that kicked your ass lol what a noob. you can switch characters on the fly by hitting r1, you are supposed to make each character fill a niche and use them all.

    i kind of doubt you’ve even gotten past the first dungeon in ffx, and i really doubt you’ve actually taken the time to look at each sphere on the grid and plan your characters. idiot, stop blogging and reviewing shit you know nothing about.

  2. 3 Will Blais
    December 3, 2013 at 1:41 pm

    Fuck you final fantasy 10 is a great game I think you have a small dick and you do not have the balls to actually admit it was fun ill give you this thou the celestial weapons are hard to get buying enjoy the game for what it’s worth i bet you enjoyed ff 13 now there’s a piece of shit no free roam until near the end of the game no shops over powered monsters and crappie parading shifts in gave up play ff after 12

  3. 4 rocklite
    April 8, 2014 at 11:09 pm

    and do these comments have any substantial comparison or are they just ffx fan boys. jeezus even if you like the game you have to admit hes completely on point with every opinion. the game is just shite from the dog. plain and simple. just because you like it doesnt mean its good. your bias opinions and flaming anger wont change that. try and call him a noob? even if he is, hes completely right and he didnt even touch blitzball or the 3d modeling inconsistancies between npcs and chars. these replies are hilarious. linear path worse than mystic quest, beyond robotic animation, baby strategy, re-phucking tarded level up system, horrid voice acting, atrocious character design, inconsistant graphics. thats seven strikes. you guys have some pretty abysmal standards to try to argue otherwise.

  4. 6 g
    May 11, 2014 at 7:38 pm

    Still cant beleive people like this. They rereleased it god damnit. I liked it too but I was a teenager than.

    I still say people should play if just for the art, music and gameplay.
    Thats it though lol

    • 7 Dylbur
      May 16, 2014 at 8:45 pm

      I like the battle system and the battle theme a lot. Monster parties are really intricate as well. Using every character in 1 fight was really cool.

  5. 8 OCL
    July 17, 2014 at 6:38 pm

    I have to agree. I’m playing FFX for the first time right now, and I keep complaining about almost everything about it. The sphere grid has got to be among my top 3 complaints, though. It’s micromanaging at its worst. If I’m going to decide how my character’s points get spent, then at least make the process quick and painless like an AD&D game does. Half the time I can barely select the stupid grid point I want because everything is a damn circle in there. Voice acting is atrocious, and the script/story is borderline incomprehensible. My favorite character is Wakka, but after the first few hours of the game he never speaks again it seems. Tidus is annoying, Yuna just says random shit all the time, and the rest are barely relevant to anything. I also personally found the battles to be either mind-numbingly easy, or soul-crushingly unforgiving. I also hate how it’s almost impossible to tell which pieces of equipment are better/more appropriate than others. The game’s a grade-a mess.

  6. 9 Aaron
    December 11, 2015 at 4:53 am

    I fully agree with you on your rant about this game…so much time is wasted on having to listen/watch the notoriously stupid cut scenes unfold. It becomes more like a cinematic nightmare than a video game..i wasted over an hour on the blitzball game and that was the final straw for me with this piece of shit game. ..whatever happened to actually progressing your characters!! Bah! Square has ruined what was once a great series of games…

  7. 10 Mark Wray
    April 18, 2017 at 2:33 pm

    This is single handedly, the most cancerous subjective moronic review I’ve ever read. Jesus Christ….


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