It’s finally time to reveal the long-awaited (for me, at least) publication date of my first novel, Safety Nation.
Are you ready?
Drumroll, please…
brrrrr
drrrrr
prrrrr
January 10, 2017!
I wasn’t able to secure a 2016 release date like I had originally planned. But I think it’s probably for the best. Since 2016 turned out to be such a clusterfuck with Harambe, Brexit, Trump, Zika, and the celebrity apocalypse, I thought maybe it would be bad luck. So, 2017, it is.
Everything is basically done, except for some minor tweaks on the brightness/shading of the cover art. The printer was turning out copies that were a tad too dark, so my awesome designer lightened it a bit.
No new chapter today, but I’ll be sure to keep you updated soon.
In case you have missed the chapters so far, here are links to them:
Awesomely Shitty 
SQUEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
YAAAAAAASSSSSS!
Curses. It just might have saved 2016 as a whole.
Oh well, let’s start 2017 on the right foot.
Well, it is the most important literary work since the Bible, so 2017 will be blessed.