In keeping with the crappiness of this blog, I decided to find a generic looking image. Ten years is a long time. Most film review blogs don’t last half as long. While it seems that this site has been on life support lately, the updates have still trickled in. I had no idea I’d keep my curmudgeonly reviews going for an entire decade, but hey, here we are. I appreciate my faithful readers, and my regular commenters for staying loyal all this time. I also appreciate the fact you keep coming back despite my hating just about everything I watch. I know I have trashed movies and TV shows some of you absolutely love, so thanks for sticking around. Most of all, I’d like to thank the people with no sense of humor, who comment angrily on one of my many satire posts; you’re the true spice of life.
So, for the tenth anniversary, I thought I would share my top ten favorite posts in the history of the blog. Fitting for a tenth anniversary, right?
20 Shittiest Anime of the Decade published January 22, 2010
Avatard Me Up (AKA Everyone is an Idiot) published February 20, 2010
Fake Indie Movies (AKA Fuck You, Hipsters) published July 17, 2010
4 Horsemen of the Film-Making Apocalypse: Part 4 – M. Night Shyamalan published December 3, 2010
Your Wedding Sucked published June 25, 2011
Reasons Why Predator Is Better Than The King’s Speech published July 29, 2011
Conan the Barbarian – Probably the Greatest Movie Ever Made published January 7, 2012
Classically Shitty: Breakfast at Tiffany’s published January 28, 2012
Michael F. Assbender Is In Everything published February 17, 2012
Lessons Learned From The Wicker Man (AKA Oh No, Not the Bees!) published October 26, 2012
I had trouble narrowing it down from a top 20 to a top ten, so there have been some decent posts over the years. And looking at my output, my best stuff came between 2010 and 2012. In TV terms that would be seasons 3-5. After that, I guess the blog jumped the shark. If you have a favorite post I didn’t list, let me know what it is in the comments.
Ten years are in the book, and here’s to a few more.
Awesomely Shitty 
Happy anniversary (or happy birthday?) to AWESOMELY SHITTY!!! I’ve had a lot of fun over the years reading your reviews and thought. I know we hardly every agree on much but you’ve got a wit and a way with words that I envy!
Thank you, Rodney. I’m glad you have enjoyed reading my posts. I’m not sure I’m as witty as you say, but I’ll definitely take the compliment!
Well done for the ten years!
Thanks!
classically shitty: raging bull
“Holy shit! I woke up and realized what a fucking awful movie this is!”
This might have been one of your lazier reviews (hell, you fell asleep), but that line has always stuck with me.
Lol, yeah, it was a lazy review, but then again it wasn’t because I had to find all those pug photos, and that took way more effort than it was worth. I’m glad you thought that line was a winner.
Three months late, but Happy 10 Years.
Thank you!
Sure thing.
Thanks!
No problem.