OK, we need to have a talk. A serious talk. Why don’t you sit down over there?
*takes deep breath*
I heard you were doing something you shouldn’t be.
*holds out hand to stop a response*
I know, I know, you were probably just experimenting. And that’s OK. When I was your age, I experimented with stuff, too. You’re young, and you want to explore the world. Maybe you want to experiment with the same sex, or drugs, or a different religion. You know what? That’s OK. That’s how you discover yourself and become the person you are going to be as an adult.
*crosses arms over chest*
But there is one thing you should never experiment with. Something that, if you get involved with, can lead you down a very dark path. You might never come back from it.
I heard from a friend of yours, that you…
…were thinking of starting your own cinematic universe.