Posts Tagged ‘Tom Hanks

25
Jan
13

Cloud Atlas Smelled Like a Fart

Cloud Atlas had a ton of hype around it when it came out in October. It took Brik and I a few months to get around to seeing it, since we usually wait for things to get to the second run theater. I am very glad I did not waste $10 a ticket to see this turd.

The coolest scene in the movie.

The plot of Cloud Atlas is divided into multiple storylines, each taking place in a different time period using all of the same actors playing different characters. Each plot line had little strands woven in that linked them somehow to the other time periods. The goal was lofty: to demonstrate that each action, good or bad, has consequences to everyone, even rippling out to the distant future.

The tagline for the movie is Everything is Connected, and this makes sense given what they tried to do with the plot lines. However, I spent most of the time in the theater wondering how is everything connected (besides Halle Barry treading the boundary of black and white). How could the average moviegoer pick out these barely discernible threads? This is Amurrica. Dumb it down please.  Continue reading ‘Cloud Atlas Smelled Like a Fart’

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04
Aug
08

Saving Private Snickers

Mr. T is probably the greatest the hero the world has ever known. If you disagree, I pity you, foo’.

Verdicts:
Mr. T: Awesome
Snickers: Awesome
Saving Private Ryan: Awesome, but only with the inclusion of Mr. T and Snickers




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