It's the Socialist way, or the highway.
Obama is going to be the new president of the United States. I am extremely happy that we will now become socialist. Here are some of the reasons why Obama will lead us in our new glorious revolution. My source of information comes from the Republican campaign.
- Obama wants to spread the wealth around.
- Obama is a socialist.
- Obama’s middle name is Hussein.
- Obama is a muslim.
- Obama’s christian preacher hates America, and therefore so does Obama.
- Obama wants to kill all unborn babies.
- A vote for Obama means death to Isreal.
- If Obama is elected, you will no longer be able to buy a fully automatic weapon (e.g. an Uzi).
- ACORN tried to fix the election for Obama.
- Obama wants to give full civil rights to terrorists.
- Obama wants a bi-partisan cabinet of advisors.
- Obama was mentored by terrorist Bill Ayres.
- Obama’s vice president does not believe we are currently in the End of Days.
- Obama is too educated to be president.
I think that sums up all the reasons (according to the Republic party) of why Obama will be a great leader. Socialism here we come. Long live the Communist States of America! Victory, comrades!
Awesomely Shitty 
Awesome satire, 10/10.
Obama encourages civic engagement. If a critical mass of citizens do this, then the task of caring for people will not fall entirely on the government’s shoulders. That means less spend, which means a lower deficit. I don’t think his position is entirely capitalist, socialist or communist. They’re all spices to him, to be mixed and matched towards some hitherto-unknown goal.
Are we going to blame him for being a little heavy on the pepper?
Psh, Soviets are so much easier to play than Allies in RA3 anyway. It’s a great time to be a socialist.