05
Jul
10

Sexman Monday: Iron Man 2

“Sexman’s Back! Tell a friend!”

Film connoisseur and perennial genius Sexman has graced us with another one of his brilliant reviews, this time of Iron Man 2. I’ve got to say that for once in my life I disagree with him. You totally do notice that Don Cheadle isn’t Terrance Howard. It was an annoying recast, and it was a terrible idea. It’s like the Hollywood executives thought, “We’ll just replace one black guy with another, the public won’t notice it since they think all black people look the same.”

Plus, who the fuck did they get to write that movie, anyway? It’s like whoever wrote it didn’t bother to watch the first movie. They changed a bunch of the rules set up in the first movie, and added a bunch of retarded crap like the entire Avengers sub-plot. “LOL! Tony Stark’s dad made Captain America’s shield! LOL!” (*dismissive wank*) But I digress. Anyway, on to Sexman’s review of Iron Man 2, featuring bonus mini-reviews of The Mummy 3 and Dora the Explorer.

On the other hand, who am I to disagree with this site’s official film critic? By the way, did anyone notice how fucking PUMPED Sexman was in this video? That alone makes this one of his greatest reviews ever.

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2 Responses to “Sexman Monday: Iron Man 2”


  1. 1 TheHaloExpert(SuperNerd)
    October 3, 2012 at 6:14 pm

    Wait, they were different?! Why disnt anyone tell me!?


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